What I bought at Costco....

I haven't blogged for a bit. I'm sorry. I was gonna blog about a story at HuffingtonPost.com called "10 Republicans Who Should Go Away" but I should probably refrain from that.

Instead, here's something neutral we can all enjoy; my shopping list at Costco (for those of you don't know what Costco is, it's like a Sam's Club):

Veggie Patties - these things are good and somewhat not bad for you.

Oatmeal - 55-pack of Quaker instant oatmeal servings.

Froz Veggies - Large bag of 'Normandy' veggies, aka squash, carrots, broccoli.

Tri Tip - 2 lovely tri-tip roasts....on clue how I'll cook them, I'm accepting recipes.

Frozen Thighs - Sounds like a bad ex-girlfriend, but it's really just chicken.

Head & Shoulders - Yes, the 46-ounce size of dandruff-fighting shampoo. Unfortunately, they don't sell T-Gel in 5-gallon buckets because that seems to be the only thing that helps.

Slippers - Impulse buy! I've been wanting new slippers...and at $21.99, I couldn't turn down the Kirkland leather suede with lamb's wool lining slippers. I'm wearing them right now...and it's all I'm wearing. hubba hubba.

Floor Mats - Another impulse buy! I've been wanting some heavy duty rubber mats for my new car and I couldn't pass up a whole set for kjust 18.99.

And with that, I will now go install my new rubber floor mats, then watch Monday Night Football.